1、現(xiàn)實和網(wǎng)絡(luò)里總是有那么幾個人傷春悲秋的。〖19字〗

2、I like you to see me unhappy, and I can not do my appearance.〖59字〗

3、There is fear of choice, ah, not because there is no money.〖56字〗

4、Time is gentle, you need to understand, life is lovely, also want you to pet.〖73字〗

5、I decided to give up fairy tales because it was purely TMD talk.〖63字〗

6、Life is life, death is life, life is death.〖40字〗

7、怎么這么冷、難道是天空對大地開放了冷氣？〖18字〗

8、時光溫柔，還需你懂，生活可愛，也要你寵。〖16字〗

9、Someone looked like a phone call and was called when he left.〖60字〗

10、原來想念一個人的時候，是那樣的撕心裂肺。〖18字〗

11、今日什么都不想做，只想安靜地帥上一天。〖17字〗

12、哪里還有選擇恐懼癥，呵，還不是因為沒錢。〖17字〗

13、我們是不是見過，看起來你長得很像我家豬。〖18字〗

14、Isn't it an exam today. You're all bringing a head.〖47字〗

15、Although I can't cook, I can order a good takeout!〖47字〗

16、經(jīng)過狂風(fēng)暴雨的洗禮，世界變得更透徹。〖16字〗

17、Even the road is not good, you are pig wow, hand to you!〖53字〗

18、與其痛苦的回憶，不如沒心沒肺的活著。〖16字〗

20、連路都走不好，你是豬哇，手給你牽啦！〖15字〗

21、回憶是個擾人的東西，我恨自己的不甘心。〖17字〗

22、If you can't play mobile phones in the toilet, do you play shit?〖61字〗

23、There are always so many people in the reality and the network who hurt the spring and autumn.〖93字〗

24、我就喜歡你看我不爽，又干不掉我的樣子。〖17字〗

25、把你栽到花盆里，讓你也知道知道什么是植物人！〖20字〗

26、藍(lán)顏有了女朋友，紅顏是不是要退伍了阿。〖17字〗

27、Have we seen it? It looks like you look like my pig.〖50字〗

28、我決定放棄童話了，因為那純粹是TMD扯談。〖19字〗

29、Why is it so cold that the sky is opening up air conditioning to the earth?〖74字〗

30、這一輩子就兩件事不會。這不會，那不會。〖16字〗

31、There is always a person who you think of inadvertently.〖55字〗

32、The neighbor is a changeable person. He has changed his WiFi code again.〖70字〗

33、考試就像雪碧，考前心飛揚，考后透心涼。〖16字〗

34、雖然我不會做飯，但是我點得一手好外賣呀！〖18字〗

35、Others are clean and clean. You are a special product of golden wood, water, fire and soil.〖87字〗

36、Examination is like Sprite, before the exam, heart flying, after the test cool.〖75字〗

37、Today, I don't want to do anything, just want to be quiet and handsome for the day.〖79字〗

38、總是有那么一個人，你會在不經(jīng)意間想起他。〖18字〗

39、打我同桌可以，但我警告你，不要誤傷到我。〖17字〗

40、愛情和賭博一樣，紅了眼的都拿器官下注。〖17字〗

41、生就一生，死就一生，生生死死就一生。〖15字〗

42、I only see you in my eyes, your big face makes me not see others.〖63字〗

43、Plant you in a flowerpot, so you know what a vegetable is!〖56字〗

44、Blue Yan has a girlfriend, is red Yan going to retire.

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45、I can hit me at the same table, but I warn you not to hurt me by mistake.〖71字〗

46、Memories are disturbing things, I hate my own unwillingness.〖58字〗

47、鄰居是個多變的人，他又改wifi密碼了。〖18字〗

48、Rather than painful memories, it is better to live without heart.〖63字〗

49、喝加多寶不上火，看加多寶廣告上火！〖15字〗

50、別人是冰清玉潔，你們是金木水火土特產(chǎn)。〖17字〗

51、今天不是考試嗎，你們怎么都帶個腦袋來了。〖18字〗

52、有個人長得很像電話，結(jié)果出門就被打了。〖17字〗

53、如果上廁所不能玩手機，那難道玩屎嗎？〖16字〗

54、我的眼里只有你，你的大臉讓我看不到別人。〖18字〗

55、Hold you in your hand, close your hand, I can not hold you.〖56字〗

56、The world has become more thorough after the baptism of the storm.〖65字〗

57、把你捧在手上，合起了手掌，我憋不死你。〖16字〗

58、Drink more than add treasure to fire, see the advertisement of gado treasure on fire!〖83字〗

59、Love and gambling, red eyes are all taking organ bet.〖51字〗

60、Two things in my life will not. It won't, that won't.〖48字〗