1、Q:Whydokangarooshaterainydays?〖28字〗

2、Q:Whydowetellactorstobreakaleg?〖29字〗

3、A:Livestream.〖11字〗

4、A:Pressingyourclothes.〖20字〗

5、A:Thelibrary,becauseithasthemoststories.〖37字〗

6、Q:Whydon'tcannibalseatclowns?〖26字〗

7、Q:Whydohummingbirdshum?〖21字〗

8、Q:WhydowalrusesgotoTupperwareparties?〖35字〗

9、Q:What'sthedifferencebetweenignoranceandapathy?〖44字〗

10、A:Nothing,itjustletoutalittlewine.〖31字〗

11、Q:Whywasthecomputercold?〖22字〗

12、A:Sneakers.〖9字〗

13、Q:Whywasthemathbooksad?〖21字〗

14、A:Thelibrary,becauseithassomanystories.〖36字〗

15、Q:Whydon'tmummiesgoonvacation?〖27字〗

16、A:Becausetheirhornsdon'twork.〖26字〗

17、A:Becausethey'reafraidofthemouse.〖30字〗

18、A:Becausetheydon'tknowthewords.〖28字〗

19、A:Forholdinguppants.〖18字〗

20、Q:Whywerethemathbookssad?〖23字〗

21、Q:Whydon'tghostshaveanymoney?〖26字〗

22、Q:Whatkindofteaishardtoswallow?〖29字〗

23、Q:Whydocowswearbells?〖19字〗

24、Q:Whydomushroomshavesomanyfriends?〖32字〗

25、A:Becausetheymakeupeverything.〖28字〗

26、A:Stabletennis.〖13字〗

27、A:Becausehewasoutstandinginhisfield.〖34字〗

28、A:BecauseitleftitsWindowsopen.〖28字〗

29、Q:What'stheloudestpetyoucanget?〖28字〗

30、A:Neptunes.〖9字〗

31、A:Becausetheytastefunny.〖22字〗

32、Q:Whydobicyclesfallover?〖22字〗

33、A:Becauseitsawthesaladdressing.〖29字〗

34、A:Attire.〖7字〗

35、A:Itdidn'thavetheguts.〖19字〗

36、Q:Whydoseagullsflyoverthesea?〖27字〗

37、Q:What'sthetallestbuildingintheworld?〖34字〗

38、Q:What'stheoppositeofirony?〖24字〗

39、Q:What'sthehighestbuildingintheworld?〖34字〗

40、Q:Whydoesachickencooponlyhavetwodoors?〖36字〗

41、A:Becauseifithadfour,itwouldbeasedan.〖34字〗

42、Q:Whydidthetomatoturnred?〖23字〗

43、Q:What'sthebestwaytowatchaflyfishingtournament?〖44字〗

44、Q:Whywasthegeographybooksad?〖26字〗

45、Q:Whydon'tscientiststrustatoms?〖28字〗

46、Q:Whydon'teggstelljokes?〖21字〗

47、A:Becauseithadtoomanycliffsnotes.〖31字〗

48、Q:Whydidthewitchstayinschool?〖27字〗

49、Q:What'sthehardestthingaboutlearningtorideabike?〖45字〗

50、A:Becauseithadtoomanyproblems.〖28字〗

51、Q:Whatkindofmusicdoplanetslike?〖29字〗

52、Q:Whydidthescarecrowwinanaward?〖29字〗

53、A:Becausethey'realwayxxoo-hooing.〖29字〗

55、A:Becausetheyhavetinyant-bodies.〖29字〗

56、A:Becauseiftheyflewoverthebay,they'dbecalledbay-gulls.〖49字〗

57、A:Tofindatightseal.〖17字〗

58、Q:Whatdidthegrapesaywhenitgotsteppedon?〖37字〗

59、Q:Whywasthebeltsenttojail?〖24字〗

60、Q:Whydogiraffeshavelongnecks?〖27字〗

61、A:Becauseitwasfeelingcrumbly.〖27字〗

62、Q:What'stheeasiestwaytomakeatissuedance?〖37字〗

63、Q:Whydoelephantsneverusecomputers?〖32字〗

64、Q:Whatisahorse'sfavoritesport?〖27字〗

65、Q:Whywastheskeletonafraidtocrosstheroad?〖38字〗

66、A:Theyhadtoomanyproblems.〖23字〗

67、A:Becausehe'salox-tician.〖21字〗

68、A:Shewantedtolearnhowtospellbetter.〖33字〗

69、A:Becausetheirkidshavetoplayinsidethepouch.〖41字〗

70、A:Becausethey'refungitobewith.〖27字〗

71、A:Becauseeveryplayhasacast.〖25字〗

72、A:Becausethey'dcrackeachotherup.〖29字〗

73、Q:What'sthedifferencebetweenroastbeefandpeasoup?〖45字〗

74、A:Theyjustseemalittleshady.〖25字〗

75、A:Anyonecanroastbeef,butnobodycanpeesoup.〖38字〗

76、Q:Whydotreesseemsuspiciousonsunnydays?〖36字〗

77、A:Becausetheirfeetsmellbad.〖25字〗

78、A:Becausethey'retwo-tired.〖22字〗

79、A:Reality.〖8字〗

80、Q:What'sthedifferencebetweenapoorlydressedmanonatrampolineandawell-dressedmanonatrampoline?〖87字〗

81、Q:Whydon'tantsgetsick?〖19字〗

82、A:Putalittleboogeyinit.〖21字〗

83、A:Becausethey'reafraidthey'llunwind.〖32字〗

84、Q:Whydon'tseagullsflybythebay?〖27字〗

85、A:Becausethenthey'dbebagels.〖25字〗

86、A:Atrumpet.〖9字〗

87、Q:Whydoesthemanatthesandwichshopputsalmoninthesandwiches?〖55字〗

88、A:Idon'tknowandIdon'tcare.〖22字〗

89、Q:Whydidthecookiegotothedoctor?〖29字〗

90、A:Theground.〖10字〗